Owen, Says

“Are you gonna do the nails on the bottom of my legs?”

“I can speak German, and I can speak St. Louis...”

(At (home)school)

“Excuse me ma’am, can you tell me where the bathrooms are?”

(when we tried to leave the corn maze via emergency exit)

“I don’t wanna cheat, I wanna win.”

“My name isn’t Owen, it’s volunteer firefighter Owen.”

“Ma’am, have you seen any fires lately?”

“I can’t play with Asher right now, I’ve got a lot of fires to put out.”

(In an accent, displaying his overfilled travel toy bag)

“I can carry this by myself, I’ve got muscles ”