Markisms: Second Trimester
--on my (nonexistent) milk supply
Mark: have you milked yourself yet?
--when asked to carry my water bottle as we hiked in Phoenix
Mark: that ok, you can carry it
Me: I'm carrying you baby.
Mark: blank stare
--when trying to agree on when to take newborn photos
Mark: How about a few months in, after it stops looking creepy
--at dinner
Mark: go ahead and order pizza and fries, there's no better excuse (than being pregnant)
--talking to family over thanksgiving
Mark: yeah our eating habits have really changed
Marcia: no, yours have
Mark: blank stare
--during partner prenatal yoga
Mark: "You have feet like chewbacca."