Year Twenty Nine

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Excuse Me, Miss?

Hi. 

You may not remember me. We met yesterday in the park when one of my dogs ninja maneuvered her leash from my arm and came charging full steam at you and your adorable (slightly elderly) pooch. For the record, I was the one running towards you screaming at the top of my lungs for her not to bother you on your stroll. Ever the social butterfly she just wanted to say a proper "hello". Two inches inside your personal space. She didn't jump on you (shocker), or touch your dog (shocker). And thankfully your dog didn't have a stroke from her "puppy energy". Your kind sentiments about her "mild" demeanor are much appreciated, although not warranted. Let's be honest. She's a monster.  

Sincerely,

Embarrassed and out of breath from yelling like a lunatic


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