True Friends

...tell you when you got lipstick on your teeth, help you rationalize the obscenely priced fashion piece you "need" at this very moment, or, in my case - well, see for yourself:

 

Thanks Amie. 

In my defense, she is 100% percent accurate about my irrational paranoia - but I have a unhealthy totally normal addiction deep fondness for the show "Criminal Minds" and always sometimes get utterly and completely terrified a little frightened.  Jeez.