Owen, Says

(When room service was delivered)

“That was so nice of her!”

(Watching me get ready)

“I wanna put my eyebrows on too!”

(Mid-red eye) 

“Why aren’t we in Germany yet?!”

(While giving me a hug)

“I love you, big mama”

"My voice is so loud because I eat a lot of vegetables." 

(While watching a movie)

O: "Daddy, you want someone to sit next to you?"

M: "You wanna sit next to me, bud?"

O: "No, how about Asher?"

(Measuring himself against my height)

"Mom! I'm almost as tall as your nipples!"