Owen, Says
O: "I want cereal"
Me: "This is cereal"
O: "No it’s not, there’s no milk in it"
"I tooted outta my butt"
{while riding in the car} "Mom, go!"
{also while riding in the car} "Mom, slow down!"
"But I’m your best friend" {when Mark tried to leave the house}
{in disbelief/horror} "Mom, where’s your penis?"
{when someone refers to him as a big kid} "I not a big kid, I’m a big boy!"
{as he steals a toy Asher is very much playing with} "Asher doesn't want this toy."