Year Twenty Nine

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Owen, Says


Me: {hands Owen bowl of dry cereal}
O: "I want cereal"

Me: "This is cereal"
O: "No it’s not, there’s no milk in it"

"I tooted outta my butt"

{while riding in the car} "Mom, go!"

{also while riding in the car} "Mom, slow down!"

"But I’m your best friend" {when Mark tried to leave the house}

{in disbelief/horror} "Mom, where’s your penis?"

{when someone refers to him as a big kid} "I not a big kid, I’m a big boy!"

{as he steals a toy Asher is very much playing with} "Asher doesn't want this toy."