Mark-isms

(talking with a friend about conception)
"Marcia had one of those (basal body) thermometers you stick up..."


(proclaiming himself too ill to work)
"I'm sick. I think Owen and I will go to the zoo."


"Did you sleep on my arm last night? My wrist kills."


(meeting with our estate attorney)
"Oh, he won't be balling out in St. Tropez, more like a wild weekend at the Ozarks."


"Why did you decide to start sleep training after I've fallen asleep?"


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