"I'm exhausted"

(whack! Followed by turning on the lights at 1a)
Mark: "Did you just hit the TV screen with a shoe?"
Marcia: "I killed a fly. You're welcome. Go back to sleep."

(when told he was getting a Road ID )
"What the crap is that thing gonna do?"

(as we passed a very fit man running in the park)
"He doesn't have a dad bod..."



+more Mark-isms