Mark-isms: The First Trimester
(on buying a maternity wardrobe)
"You don't need maternity clothes until you show, which is what, month 6? 7?"
(on the impending (potential) change of social groups)
"We are gonna have like, three friends"
(on the foods I can actually stomach)
"I never seen you eat (insert food) before"
(at our first ultrasound)
Mark: "That's a leg"
Ultrasound Tech: "Actually that's (insert anatomy)"
(when referencing all that is "all day sickness")
"You're way better now, four weeks ago you would speak to me."
(while doing both our household chores)
"I don't have free time to do anything"
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