Tidbit Thursday
- I'm from Missouri, yet I have never tipped a cow. Despite what the t-shirts for sale in the STL airport say...
- Mayo makes me dry heave. Mah-jorly. Blech.
- I swear like a drunken sailor on speed. And make up words that I insist others add into their daily vocabulary (ex: Amazeballs, Awesomesauce), and/or get pissed off when they ask me what it means because they are totally about to go viral and I'll be in the dictionary.
- My midsection is the bain of my existence. Unless a kangaroo pouch/truffle shuffle/slouch action is the new "thing"? Didn't think so -
- I am SUPER affectionate. I'm talking Elmyra Duff style. It takes everything in me not to hug random strangers I strike up conversations with and decide they are my new bff.
- Without fail, whenever it's time to leave the house, I get super "productive" - hence why I'm ALWAYS late.
- If I could get a weekly mani - pedi I really think the world would be a brighter place.
- I have severe bouts of OCD mania coupled with equally underwhelming bouts of sheer, utter laziness.
- Laundry day is the day I realize I have no more clean underwear...
- I LOVE my family and friends. Like ALOT (see #5). Even if I call them batshit crazy or tell them I'm gonna punch them in their nose.
And, just in case you forgot who Elmyra Duff is - let's travel back to childhood and enjoy this clip:
Happy Thursday!
Tell me a random tidbit about yourself -
