True Friends
...tell you when you got lipstick on your teeth, help you rationalize the obscenely priced fashion piece you "need" at this very moment, or, in my case - well, see for yourself:
Thanks Amie.
In my defense, she is 100% percent accurate about my irrational paranoia - but I have a
unhealthy
totally normal
addiction
deep fondness for the show "Criminal Minds" and
always
sometimes get
utterly and completely terrified
a little frightened. Jeez.