Meet Ringo.

My adorable, 9 1/2 year old Border Collie Mix, who is 80 lbs of energy

This is what happens to a perfectly innocent brown box with a movie box of Milk Duds inside to be sent as a care package if said pooch decides your grocery trip (of 20 minutes) is too long. 

*Note: Ringo is perfectly fine, despite his snack.  Marcia, on the other hand stayed up all night staring at him, waiting for him to vomit - and calling the vet frantically. The vet laughed at me - the entire conversation. Said due to his weight he was fine.  Laughed at me again, and hung up.