(When Asher brought a bowl into the kitchen after mealtime)

(One day, when the temperature hit 92 degrees) 
"Mom, I need my boots it’s raining and I’m cold"

(Lying under an area rug) 
"What, I thought it was a blanket?!"

"I'm not a boy, I'm a gentleman!"

(On our commute to school)
"Mr. David doesn't work at this firehouse. He used to. Not anymore."

(To random people, always)
"My grandma isn't giving you a special treat, only me"