(lifts shirt and inspects tummy) “it’s fine”

when I merged into traffic (after I explained why I was waving)
"Wait! Let my mom get in front of you!" and "Mom, are we racing?"

Ashers got a penis, daddy got a penis....

When asked to come to brush his teeth
"I’m stuck in traffic, be right there"

"I’m not ready, I’m busy"

After opening a snack he was told he could not have
"This one’s open, I need it"

"I don’t like kids"