Year Twenty Nine

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Shine bright like a -- Pearl


Loathe to smile


You will never catch me wearing one


Ever. So last season.


Kidding.

 I smile like its my job to show the world every tooth in my mouth. 

You're welcome.


This guy showed up on my doorstep, and we all know how much I love mail.

Yes, I dance -- every time. Except for bills, they can keep those. 

I digress.

via Instagram

Oh, the hounds love mail too, in case you were losing sleep wondering


 Colgate® Optic White™ Toothbrush + Built-In Whitening Pen*


Yep.

Which means no sticky-slimy stickers to wear on your teeth that make you gag. 

Maybe the gagging is just me, but those stickers are monstrous. 

I digress. Again.


Easy peasy to operate. 

Brush.  
Brush as you normally would with your toothpaste.

Whiten.  
Turn dial at bottom of pen and apply gel. It takes only seconds to apply and adhere to your teeth. No waiting, no rinsing.

Go.™  
Store pen inside brush.

Sound too good to be true?

  Here is a tutorial -- I'm all about customer service round these parts. 


I did not use the toothpaste, I've got mad sensitive teeth and gums, but I'm sure it is fantastic like the brush.


Overall Thoughts: 

Pros: The toothbrush/whiting pen in one is brilliant. Makes for easy travel, especially since I over-pack and always forget something. I know, tricky. 

Cons: I'm OCD and the pen gets a little "messy" (read: its not pristine clean cuz I just cranked it ten times and shined my teeth and am too lazy to wipe it off), but overall snaps into the base like a champ.

Awesome, no? (hint: the answer is Yes.)

Say it loud, Say it proud #brushwhitengo.



*I received these products complimentary from Influenster for testing purposes. The impressive pearly existence which are my teeth, and opinions on smiling, are of course, always my own. 


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